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leupagus:

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orionsnacks:

in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

because little girls have heroes too

"You should tie your hair back," a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. "Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these—" She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. "—because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…"

She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother—attempting to corral three other black-haired children—before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.

"I knew it," she whispers.

The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.

The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.

Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”

Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.

IT’S BASICALLY PERFECT, SO.

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citibyrd:

citibyrd:

I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.

#liking things is just so much more fun than not liking things

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wasps are powerful creatures, they need only enter a room and everyone stops and stares in terror

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The Winter Soldier is introduced as this ghost, as this iconic dreaded assassin, and when you see him fully for the first time in the kitchen it’s terrifying. He does seem like an equal villain to Pierce … and then it’s all. fucking. subverted. and made horrific. that childlike docility in his face in the midst of all that violence, accepting that bit in his mouth, that backhand, it’s all haunting.

 you realize just what this is. making people into living weapons at the cost of their humanity isn’t badass or cool or legendary. it’s a sacrifice. it’s a corruption. it’s a greek fucking tragedy. [x]

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sciencefictionbaby:

#i like how she glares at them afterwards #like ‘Tell me I’m wrong I dare you’
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arkyles:

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I need a poster sized version for my kitchen. Make that two. Sometimes I work at the table.

… there is something seriously wrong on this chart. How is 1 tea spoon = 1/3 cup and 3 tea spoons = 1/16 cup? Less is more, up is down, cats and dogs living together…

The 1/3 cup is bound to 2 measurements with a + sign at the intersection. I think it means that 1 tsp + 5 tbsp = 1/3 cup. And 2 tsp + 10 tbsp = 2/3 cup.

happyharbor:

amyamychan:

arkyles:

ilovecharts:

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I need a poster sized version for my kitchen. Make that two. Sometimes I work at the table.

… there is something seriously wrong on this chart. How is 1 tea spoon = 1/3 cup and 3 tea spoons = 1/16 cup? Less is more, up is down, cats and dogs living together…

The 1/3 cup is bound to 2 measurements with a + sign at the intersection. I think it means that 1 tsp + 5 tbsp = 1/3 cup. And 2 tsp + 10 tbsp = 2/3 cup.

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bryborg:

I drew my feels.
God damnit

bryborg:

I drew my feels.

God damnit

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Anonymous asked: Prismo said the guy wouldn't sleep for another thousand years but as soon as he woke up he wanted a nap

the-snowflake-owl:

That was funny, hahaha. Maybe the effect is that they guy is sleepy but wouldn’t be able to sleep for a thousand years for whatever reason.

I figured he was just scared by the lich so he wanted to go back to sleep

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mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

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